Jessica and I had met the previous night at a local bar. I never would’ve expected to find her there, especially since I had read about her previous struggle with alcohol. I quickly figured out as we began talking that …
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Kaley Cuoco’s Snapshots
I was wandering around my girlfriend’s home, trying out my new phone and its recording capabilities. By the time I got to the bathroom, I was vaguely aware of my girlfriend walking around in there, but it wasn’t enough to …
Special Guest Star – Kat Dennings
“I missed this,” I thought I heard.
With my face buried in Kat Denning’s bursting cleavage, I could be forgiven for not hearing her right. Nevertheless, I chose to believe I heard her right and said, “Me too,” although I …
Swimming with Kate Upton
The first time I saw Kate Upton on my Costa Rican vacation was when I first checked in. I was signing a form at the front desk of the hotel – and I would have handed the pen back to …
Private Lessons With Kira Kosarin
Growing up in Hawaii, surfing wasn’t just a lifestyle but a religion. In fact I spent half the week surfing, and the other half giving lessons to local tourists, bored housewives, and ambitious entertainment types who thought surfing should be …
The Big Bust Theory
Now that I had the money, I was able to afford to buy a
new sofa and bed, refrigerator and stove were included.
It was a two bedroom apartment, I might decide to take
in a roommate later.
The lease …
Jennifer Lawrence’s Wild Weekend
This little getaway was the best idea I ever had. I knew that even before I saw Jennifer Lawrence in that one piece, cleavage baring red swimsuit before we went into my pool today. Always best to be sure, though.…
The Greatest Bath – Katheryn Winnick
I’m laying on my couch, watching some boring ass documentary on whales, just trying to fall asleep. Sleeping hasn’t been the easiest since I broke my foot in three places.
What was the only good thing about my foot? Well, …