It was during the evening hours of July 26th within the
City of Chicago, Illinois that the most popular rock
band on this very planet Earth known as Van Halen had
just finished performing yet another successful concert
in a popular music hall and said ‘good night’ to all of
the loyal fans who were still cheering and applauding
just in time for the band’s lead singer whose name
happens to be Eddie Van Halen and his beloved wife, a
beautiful actress named Valerie Bertinelli had said
‘good night’ to his fellow band members whose names
were David Lee Roth, Wolfgang Van Halen and Alex Van
Halen before they had gotten into their rental car and
drove themselves away from the music hall.
But they were both unable to make it to their hotel and
it was because that as soon as they had turned
themselves on to Broderick Avenue, the rental car that
they were driving in had suddenly and unexpectedly
slowed to a complete stop in front of a brownstone
residence, which had caused a confused Valerie to turn
her eyes toward her rocker husband and ask, “Eddie-
sweetie, why do I have a feeling that running out of
gas in front of this place is not your idea?”
“Don’t worry, Valerie. Hopefully, I’ll be able to get
it restarted and get our butts back to the hotel safe
and sound,” that was what a confidant Eddie had said to
Valerie after he had placed his gentle hand on top of
his loving bride’s and before he had tried to restart
the car without any success, causing the suddenly
enraged rock star to slam his fist on the dashboard and
say, “God fucking dammit! I don’t believe this shit!”
But then, after he had taken a deep breath and calmed
himself down, the Val Halen lead singer had his eyes
toward the very brownstone that he and Valerie had
suddenly ran out of gas in front of and said, “Well,
Valerie. I hate to tell you this but we have no choice
but to walk ourselves up tot hat door and see if
there’s someone who would allow us to call for a tow
truck,” before the rock star and his Hollywood wife had
gotten themselves out of the car, walked up to the
front door of the brownstone and knocked on the door.
Of course, that was before the door had opened itself
up and allowed a blonde female who was bearing a
striking resemblance to Playboy Magazine’s November
1975 Playmate Of The Month known as Janet Lupo to stand
in front of both Eddie and Valerie and ask, “Hello, is
there something that you need help with?” Which — in
turn — was before the Van Halen lead singer and his
beautiful bride had stepped into the residence and
turned their eyes toward the Janet Lupo look-alike just
in time for him to take a deep breath and answer, “As a
matter of fact, my wife and I had came in here in order
to use your phone to call for a tow truck because our
car had suddenly slowed to a stop outside your door.”
“Oh, well. In that case, how about I make that phone
call for you? By the way, I’m only asking you this out
of curiosity. You’re Eddie Van Halen and Valerie
Bertinelli. Am I right?”, that was the question that
the Janet Lupo clone had asked the couple just before
Valerie had let out a big smile and answered, “Why yes,
we are. May I ask what your name is?” Which had caused
the small smiling blonde babe to walk herself over to
the couple, give Valerie a friendly handshake and
answer, “My name is Victoria Nealon and if you also
want me to do so, I shall fix you guys something to
drink while you wait for that tow truck to get here.
Okay?”
And after both Eddie and Valerie had looked and
shrugged their shoulders at each other and said ‘okay’
to the beautiful blonde hostess, they had walked into
the living room and sat themselves down on the sofa
before Victoria had stepped into the kitchen and
started pouring some iced tea for herself and her two
newfound guests, who were both unable to suspect that
she was also mixing some strange green liquid into
their glasses of iced tea.
And then, after she had carried the three glasses of
iced tea into the living room and handed two of those
glasses to Eddie and Valerie, Victoria had raised up
her glass, took a deep breath and said, “And now, my
friends. It’s time for a toast. Here’s to you, Eddie
and Valerie. Welcome to my humble abode. At least, for
a short while.” Before they had shared a small chuckle
between them, clinked their glasses of iced tea
together and gulped down the iced tea within them.
But of course, that was the very same green liquid that
was mixed into their iced tea had suddenly caused both
Eddie and Valerie to become very sleepy and have no
other choice but to drop their heads down on the sofa
and become unconscious just in time for a small smiling
Victoria to press a button on a wall and the basement
door to open and allow a young and beautiful maiden in
a maid costume that had looked like it was ordered out
of an Adam And Eve catalog to step out of that doorway,
walk over to her blonde mistress and ask, “Is it time?”
“Yes, Melissa. It is time.” That was the answer that
Victoria had given the beautiful maid, who had picked
up the glasses that the iced tea were in and carried
them back into the kitchen before she had helped her
blonde mistress carry the unconscious couple down to
the basement, where Victoria had stripped off all of
her clothes, put on a teddy, rubbed her hands together
and said, “Okay, Melissa! Let’s get these two assholes
naked!”
And of course, as soon as he had finally opened his
eyes, placed his hands on his forehead and asked,
“Oooohhhh! What the fucking hell was the truck that hit
me?”
Eddie had sat himself up and shockingly discovered that
he has been placed in another room, stripped bare ass
naked and unable to see Valerie anywhere in the room
that he has been placed in, causing a concerned Eddie
to get himself back up to his feet, step out of the
room and yell, “HEY, VALERIE! WHERE ARE YOU? ARE YOU
OKAY? VALERIE?”
But as soon as he had walked himself into another room
and discovered that his own wife has been placed in a
crotchless embroidered panty and tied down to a pool
table and Melissa had placed one end of the Thick ‘N
Thicker double dong inside her hot, wet pussy and began
pumping the other end in and out of Valerie’s exposed
cunt, a confused Eddie had looked upon the entire scene
like he was about to ask, “What the fucking hell is
going on here? Has everyone in this place lost their
fucking heads?”
But just as he was about to those words, the Van Halen
lead singer had turned his head towards the left and
discovered that Victoria was pumping two of her fingers
in and out of her hot, moist snatch and caressing her
own tits just before she had turned her eyes toward
Eddie, let out a small smile and said, “Well, I see
that you’re finally awake! Come on, Eddie! Admit it!
You really do enjoy watching your wife getting fucked
by another woman!”
And then, after she had looked down and noticed that
Eddie was already stroking his stiff cock, the gleeful
Victoria had picked up a tube of Hard-On Sex Creme,
moved herself closer to the Van Halen hunk and said,
“Oooohhhh, yes. I thought so. You’re just like a good
friend of mine known as Mitchell Kane with the Carmen
Luvana life-sized vibro-doll. You really are in need fo
a good fuck.” Before she had squirted some of the cream
out of the tube and began rubbing it on Eddie’s stone
hard dick.
Then, after they had moved themselves closer to Melissa
and her helpless sex partner and Eddie had placed his
stiff cock inside the beautiful maid’s asshole and his
hands on her firm breasts, Victoria had placed herself
over Valerie’s face and her hands on Melissa’s bare
shoulders and allowed her maid to start sucking on her
stiff mounds and the helpless Hollywood star to start
licking on her cunt, causing both Eddie and Valerie to
suddenly realize that even though they were both being
forced to have hot and steamy sex against their will.
They were able to experience the one thing that they
had never experienced with any size group before which
happens to be pure and untamed erotica and enjoying
every minute of it.
That was before Valerie has been finally freed from her
bondage, Eddie had placed his stone hard dick inside
his beloved bride’s cunt and began licking on
Victoria’s snatch, Valerie had started licking on
Melissa’s pussy and caressing her firm breasts and the
blonde mistress had placed her hand on her beautiful
maid’s silky smooth naked thigh and began sucking on
her bare toes.
A sexually-energized Melissa had placed her hands on
Valerie’s bare back and yelled at the top of her lungs,
“AAAAHHHH, YES!THAT’S IT!DO IT, VALERIE!DO IT,
VICTORIA! TOUCH ME! SUCK ON MY TOES! SUCK MY WET PUSSY
DRY! FUCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME! MAKE ME WANNA CUM!
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!”
And then, after the four newfound lovers had started
moving themselves harder and faster and their
lovemaking has finally been able to call a tow truck
for the stalled rental car, Eddie, Valerie, Victoria
and Melissa had came and collapsed due to exhaustion
and fell asleep with their naked arms in a lover’s
embrace just before the sound of a speeding truck
honking its horn had caused the Van Halen lead singer
and his beloved bride to suddenly wake themselves up
from their nap and discover that they had somehow been
placed inside their rental car and it was running
again.
And after they had also discovered that it was already
dawn of the next day, a confused Valerie had turned her
confused eyes toward Eddie and asked, “Sweetheart,
could you please at least try to answer this question
for me? Was what we had experienced a dream or
something else all together?”
Before the small-smiling rock star had placed his
gentle hand on top of his loving wife’s, took a deep
breath and answered, “To tell you the truth, Valerie. I
really don’t know but I could tell you this much. That
if we’re going to allow ourselves to be doing something
in Chicago again, I might feel like paying another
visit to this little brownstone right here on Broderick
Avenue.”
